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Weekly Roundup: Cruise Line Craziness!

Not Always Right | Roundups, Tourists/Travel

Weekly Roundup: Cruise Line Craziness! In this week’s roundup, we share five stories about cruise ship passengers!

  1. The Vacation Of A Lifetime, Slightly Exaggerated (1,520 thumbs up)
  2. Varicose To His Wife (4,457 thumbs up)
  3. Low IQ On The High Seas (2,070 thumbs up)
  4. When Common Sense Goes Naval Gazing (3,033 thumbs up)
  5. What’s Red Or Blue And Dumb All Over (2,682 thumbs up)

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Thinking Outside The Box, Part 4

| IL, USA | Crazy Requests, Extra Stupid

Customer: “I want to buy an iron.”

Me: “Okay, our irons are right here. Is there something specific that you’re looking for?”

Customer: “Oh, nothing too fancy; it’s a gift. This one looks good, but I’d like you to open it to make sure that everything is inside.”

Me: “No problem.”

(I open the box, show the customer the iron and manual, put everything back, and close the box back up. It looks the same as it did before I opened the box.)

Customer: “Oh, great, thanks.”

(The customer puts the iron back on the shelf. It’s the only one of its kind on the shelf, but on the very top shelf is another one. The customer points to the unopened box on the top shelf.)

Customer: “Can you hand me that one right there?”

Me: “Okay, would you like me to open that box, as well?”

Customer: “No! I don’t want to give my niece an open box for her wedding!”

Me: “Pardon me, but if I opened that box to make sure that the iron and manual were inside, wouldn’t it make sense to open that other box, as well?”

(The customer looks blank.)

Me: “I mean, how do you know that the iron and manual are going to be in that box up there?”

Customer: “Because I opened a box.”

Me: “But not that one up top.”

Customer: “I. Opened. A. Box.”

Me: *giving up* “Here, let me get you that iron…”

Related:
Thinking Outside The Box, Part 3
Thinking Outside The Box, Part 2

This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 21

| PA, USA | At The Checkout, Extra Stupid, Money

Me: “Hi, how can I help you today?”

Customer: “I need a $500 money order.”

Me: “Okay. It’s $501.20.”

Customer: *hands over $7 cash*

Me: “You’re still $494.20 short.”

Customer: “What? What do you mean?”

Me: “We need $500, plus $1.20 for processing the money order.”

Customer: “This isn’t enough?”

Me: “Sorry, a $500 money order costs $500.”

Customer: “Oh. I didn’t know that.”

Related:
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 20
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 19
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 18
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 17
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 16
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 15
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 14
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 13
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 12