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Liar Liar, Pants On Fire

| VT, USA | Romantic | October 19, 2013

(I routinely chat with my boyfriend on Skype throughout the day, leaving it up when I step away to do homework so that I can read what he has written later. I leave at 8:30 or so, and I return 20 minutes later.)

Boyfriend: “Hmmm…” [8:42 PM]

Boyfriend: “My socks light on fire for a moment.” [8:43 PM]

Boyfriend: “But my pyjamas do not.” [8:44 PM]

Me: *mildly concerned* “Are you actually setting yourself on fire?” [8:52 PM]

Boyfriend: “I’m just burning all the little threads off my socks!” [8:53 PM]

The Principals Of Bullying

| Learning | October 19, 2013

Extra Spitting And Free Shipping

| Miami, FL, USA | Learning | October 19, 2013

(While watching a documentary about Pizarro’s conquest of the Inca…)

Student: “How much does a llama cost?”

Teacher: “I have no idea.”

Student: “I’ll look it up on eBay…”

How To Calm Upset Customers

| Right | October 18, 2013


Ticket To Italy

| Right | October 18, 2013


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