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You Are My World

| Romantic | October 25, 2013

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Not Quite A Movie Ending

| Fort Worth, TX, USA | Romantic | October 25, 2013

(My boyfriend of a year and a half and I are sitting on the couch watching a sad movie; I am crying.)

Me: “This movie makes me sad.”

Boyfriend: “I can make you feel better. Turn and face me.”

(I turn and he promptly sticks his face in my cleavage.)

Me: “This isn’t making me feel better.”

Boyfriend: “It’s making me feel better.”

A Relationship Death-‘Nell’

| Hertfordshire, England, UK | Romantic | October 25, 2013

(My girlfriend and I are in a lesbian long distance relationship. We’re talking via Skype.)

Me: “Who do you think would be more like Portia and who do you think would be more like Ellen out of the two of us?”

Girlfriend: “I’m not sure; maybe we’re a bit of both.”

Me: “I think I’d be more like Ellen.”

Girlfriend: “But don’t you have to be funny?”

Abuse The Force

| USA | Romantic | October 25, 2013

(My fiancé and I are discussing what we would do if we were suddenly graced with abilities from certain movies/games.)

Fiancé: “Being a superhero and choosing a super power would be pretty sweet, but I think I’d rather be a Jedi.”

Me: “I agree! Jedi have a pretty good range of awesome abilities, but if we were in the Star Wars world, you would have to kill me.”

(My fiancé gives me a look of betrayal and heartbreak.)

Fiancé: “Why would I have to kill you?!”

Me: “Let’s be realistic for a second. If I had the ability to force-choke people, I would abuse the h*** out of it!”

Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 27

| WI, USA | Romantic | October 25, 2013

(My wife has been reading the Till Undeath series.)

Wife: “So, if I was turned into a zombie what would you do?”

Me: “It’s not a valid scenario.”

Wife: “What? What do you mean? I could be a zombie.”

Me: “You’re a better shot than me, a black-belt, and are live-at-home so you are always close to our arsenal. I’m a chubby gamer with a bad back who works in a hospital, which, let’s face it, is going to be zombie city. I can think of no realistic scenario where you’re a zombie before I am.”

Wife: “Well, you’re no fun. Just gotta ruin it with logic, don’t you?”

Related:
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 26
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 25
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 24
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 23
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 22
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 21
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 20
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 19
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 18
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 17
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 16
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 15
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 14
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 13
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 12
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 11
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 10
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 9
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 8
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 7
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 6
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 5
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 4
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 3
Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 2
Till Undeath Do Us Part

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