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Face Book And Study

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Remaining Cool Under Pressure

| OR, USA | Romantic | November 5, 2013

(My boyfriend has just picked me up from school and is driving me home.)

Boyfriend: “Hey, I think there’s something wrong with the tire.”

(He goes out to check, and then asks me to get the pressure gauge out from under the passenger’s seat where I’m sitting. I do, and notice that there is a red rose and chocolates under the seat. I shove that aside and keep looking for the pressure gauge.)

Me: “I can’t feel it. I don’t think it’s there.”

Boyfriend: “Can you just pull what’s under the seat out of there?”

Me: “Yeah, but there’s just a rose and choc—”

(At that moment I look up and my boyfriend is smiling at me from across the car, and I realize that those are for me. I start to blush.)

Me: “You are such a dork. You’re going to hate me, but I didn’t even pay attention to these.”

Boyfriend: “Really?”

Me: “I was looking for the pressure gauge!”

Drowning In Love

| Kansas City, MO, USA | Romantic | November 5, 2013

(My husband and I are cuddling on the couch.)

Husband: “Do you love me?”

Me: “Honey, look at me. Look at my face.”

Husband: “It IS full of love!”

Me: “I am filled to the brim with love! Love spews from my pores!”

Husband: “Oh, gross.”

Me: “Every night as we lay together in bed, I leak love all over you!”

Husband: “Okay, you’ve managed to gross me out.”

Me: “LOVE ALL OVER!”

Love In The Time Of Zombies, Part 3

| UK | Romantic | November 5, 2013

(I decide it’s time to ask my fiancé the important question.)

Me: “So… if I were a zombie, what would you do?”

Fiancé: “I don’t know. Probably like a Shaun of the Dead situation.”

Me: “…you’d keep me locked in the shed?!”

Fiancé: “Maybe not a shed… somewhere warm, I guess, but with video games.”

Me: “Seriously?”

Fiancé: “…and waffles?”

Me: “Well, it’s a slight improvement.”

 

The Punis

| UT, USA | Romantic | November 5, 2013

(My girlfriend and I are both female. She really likes puns.)

Me: “What’s [Girlfriend’s] favorite part about eating hot dogs? The puns!”

Girlfriend: “That makes it sound like I like penis jokes.”

Me: “You do like penis jokes.”

Girlfriend: “I’m a lesbian; all penises are jokes.”

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