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Still Have To Hang Out

| Romantic | November 8, 2013


Breast Awareness

| Baltimore, MD, USA | Romantic | November 8, 2013

(I have a fairly disproportionately large chest about which I am a touch self-conscious.)

Me: “I shouldn’t have worn this shirt like this. It makes my boobs look huge.”

Boyfriend: “No it doesn’t.”

Me: “Really?”

Boyfriend: “No, your boobs make your boobs look huge.”

Truly Hiding In Books

| Boston, MA, USA | Romantic | November 8, 2013

(I started talking to my now-fiancé in college because he asked to borrow books from me, and then wanted to discuss them with me. Eight years later, we are getting married.)

Me: “I’m kind of worn out talking to all these people.”

Fiancé: “But it’s our wedding! They came to celebrate with us; we have to talk to them.”

Me: “But I’m tired! There are so many people!”

Fiancé: “You know… we did bring our books…”

Me: *kissing him* “Hi, will you marry me?”

Fiancé: “I thought that’s what I just did!”

(We spent half an hour hiding in a back room of the church, reading our books together at our own wedding!)

The Key To Remembering

| Ottawa, ON, Canada | Romantic | November 8, 2013

(My girlfriend and I are getting ready to go out for the evening. We leave the house, I lock the door, and we get into my car. I am in the process of backing out of the driveway.)

Girlfriend: “Honey, do you have your keys?”

(I look at her a long moment, then look down at the ignition of my car, then back at her.)

Girlfriend: “…right. This is going on ‘Not Always Romantic’ isn’t it?”

Me: “It most certainly is.”

Money Makes The Wheels Go Round

| Omaha, NE, USA | Romantic | November 8, 2013

(I’ve been texting a girl who I like, and I think likes me back. Through the conversation we have been flirting a bit. After a while, we get to the topic of cars.)

Her: “I want this motorcycle.”

(She texts me a picture.)

Me: “I’m totally buying this jaguar.”

(I send her a picture back.)

Her: “Yeah, totally, then you could start taking me to school!”

Me: “Oh, so you’re one of the gold diggers who only like guys for their money?”

Her: “I always told my dad that I would marry rich. He said not under his watch. So I made it okay by saying I wanted to marry a good guy, but money wouldn’t hurt the cause.”

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