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Hard-Core Hugging

| London, England, UK | Romantic | November 9, 2013

(My girlfriend and I have been kissing passionately for the last few minutes. She lays her head on my chest and hugs me in a manner that I recognise as ‘let’s just cuddle.’)

Me: “I recognise that hug!”

Girlfriend: “What? No! I, uh… I wish you could have penetrative cuddling.”

Sorry Seems To Be The Most Frequent Word

| WA, USA | Romantic | November 9, 2013

(I’m going to pick my boyfriend up after class. I’m in the hallway where we are supposed to meet, and I don’t see him. An administrator walks up to me.)

Administrator: “Hi, you look lost. Can I help you find something?”

Me: “I’m trying to find my boyfriend. We’re supposed to meet here.”

Administrator: “Well, I’m not sure if I can help you out with that.”

(Just then, my boyfriend walks out of his classroom. He waves to me, and heads our way.)

Me: “There he is!”

Administrator: “You’re dating [Boyfriend]? Oh, honey, I am so sorry! Call me sometime; we’ll talk.”

(It turned out she had been a friend of his family for years. The scary thing? She was not the first one to say that about him!)

Return Of The Contrarian Librarian

| Learning | November 9, 2013

Of Fourth Walls And Poke Balls

| PA, USA | Learning | November 9, 2013

(During a student-run creative writing club after school, we start goofing around a little.)

Student: “I totally ship [Name #1] and [Name #2] together!”

Student #2: “I thought shipping was only for fictional characters!?”

Me: “Maybe we are fictional characters!”

Friend: “No breaking the fourth wall!”

Me: “But Team Rocket does it all the time!”

Her Chances Of A Place Are Spoiled

| Right | November 8, 2013

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