Up To Monkey-Business
(I am a young child. My grandpa is telling me about the neighbors.)
Grandpa: “You know, that lady who lives beside us had a pet monkey. When it died, she ate it. Stay away from her.”
(Several years pass. I am now an adult.)
Me: “Yeah, Mom, I was thinking the other day about Mrs. [Name], and how she ate her pet monkey.”
Mom: “Who told you that? She loved that monkey. I gave her a doll blanket to bury him in. She even had a little tombstone made for him.”
Me: “Dang, Pawpaw was an a**-hole.”
Mom: “Yes.”