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Lingerie Never Lingers

, | Aurora, CO, USA | Romantic | November 13, 2013

(My fiancé and I are sitting in his bed at his apartment. My fiancé is picking out PJs for a ‘Sim’ he has modeled after me, and I am watching.)

Fiancé: “How about these?”

(He has picked out some flannel PJ bottoms with a funny t-shirt for my Sim.)

Me: “Ooh! I like those! They’re cute.”

Fiancé: “Like you!”

(He grins and goes back to picking out more outfits for my ‘Sim.’)

Me: “Yeah, you don’t have to put me in sexy lingerie. I don’t see why people bother buying expensive lingerie. It’s stupid.”

Fiancé: “Yeah. You’re just going to take it off anyway.”

Putting The Spice Into A Kale Relationship

| WA, USA | Romantic | November 13, 2013

(My girlfriend and I live with her dad. We’re both sort of hippie foodies. I come home with a bunch of kale for lunch, and kneel, holding it out like a bouquet of flowers. She looks at me and rolls her eyes.)

Girlfriend: “Just so you know: if you propose with kale, I’m saying no.”

Me: “Really? I thought you’d be like, ‘Take me now!'”

(Her father, from behind me, suddenly turns around and faces us.)

Her Father: “What?!”

Me: “Oh, hi…”

Name Blame Game, Part 3

| RI, USA | Romantic | November 13, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are both male. We are talking about future baby names, and it’s only been a few months into the relationship, but we have these kinds of talks for fun. We’re also pretty nerdy, and his last name is Kirk.)

Me: “Well hey, at least it’s not as bad as what [Mutual Friend] would name their kid if they had one: ‘Epsilon Kersplodicus .Jpeg!’ I s*** you not!”

Boyfriend: “That poor child. At least mine’s not that bad.”

Me: “If we ever get a kid, we’re naming him James Tiberius Kirk.”

Boyfriend: “No, it’s Morgan Sparrow Kirk.”

Me: “What? Why?”

Boyfriend: “Because! Captain Morgan, Captain Sparrow, and Captain Kirk!”

(I stare at him for a good few seconds before laughing hysterically.)

Me: “That poor child! Alright, if it’s a girl: Morgan Sparrow, if it’s a boy: James Tiberius.”

 

Dinner For Two

| Romantic | November 13, 2013

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The Grade Is Mightier Than The Pen

| Learning | November 13, 2013

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