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How To Earn A Pelvic Thrust That Will Drive You Insane

| MI, USA | Romantic | November 14, 2013

(I have just watched ‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show’ with my boyfriend. It was his first time, and he loved it.)

Me: “Oh, wow! We started watching this movie at 12:30 am, and the movie is over, but it’s only 1 am! What the…?”

Boyfriend: *laughing and dancing around*Let’s Do The Time Warp Again!

Me: *singing along*It’s just a step to the left!

(It was a time change due to daylight savings, and we had gained an hour. I had completely forgotten, but well played, Honey!)

Argumental

| OK, USA | Romantic | November 14, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are talking on the phone, jokingly arguing about the details of a previous conversation.)

Me: “You’re wrong.”

Boyfriend: “I’m always wrong when I argue with you.”

(Smart man!)

Pick Up Lines Stripped Back

, | Antwerp, Belgium | Romantic | November 14, 2013

(A guy asks if he can sit at my table and starts some chit-chat, clearly building up to something.)

Guy: “Uh, are you, uh, discrete?”

Me: “I guess.”

Guy: “Well, uh, promise you won’t laugh?”

(I stare at him in wonder.)

Guy: “Well uh, I would like to do a striptease for you.”

(He is obviously serious, so I don’t ask if I shouldn’t laugh now or when doing it. After a refusal from my side and some awkward conversation, he gets up to leave.)

Guy: “I would like to have a serious relationship someday.”

Me: “Then I highly recommend using another pickup line!”

Actually, She’s My Girlfriend

| Romantic | November 14, 2013

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November Themed Giveaway Reminder: Bizarre Behavior

Not Always Learning | Learning | November 14, 2013
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