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| OK, USA | Romantic | November 14, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are talking on the phone, jokingly arguing about the details of a previous conversation.)

Me: “You’re wrong.”

Boyfriend: “I’m always wrong when I argue with you.”

(Smart man!)

Pick Up Lines Stripped Back

, | Antwerp, Belgium | Romantic | November 14, 2013

(A guy asks if he can sit at my table and starts some chit-chat, clearly building up to something.)

Guy: “Uh, are you, uh, discrete?”

Me: “I guess.”

Guy: “Well, uh, promise you won’t laugh?”

(I stare at him in wonder.)

Guy: “Well uh, I would like to do a striptease for you.”

(He is obviously serious, so I don’t ask if I shouldn’t laugh now or when doing it. After a refusal from my side and some awkward conversation, he gets up to leave.)

Guy: “I would like to have a serious relationship someday.”

Me: “Then I highly recommend using another pickup line!”

Actually, She’s My Girlfriend

| Romantic | November 14, 2013


November Themed Giveaway Reminder: Bizarre Behavior

Not Always Learning | Learning | November 14, 2013
Want to win a USD $25 CafePress gift certificate?
Enter November’s Themed Story Giveaway: Bizarre Behavior!

Entering is as easy as 1-2-3:

  1. Submit a funny or interesting story about bizarre school-related behavior.
  2. Enter your email address in the form to qualify.
  3. All posted stories will be entered in a drawing to win a free t-shirt gift certificate, to use in the official Not Always Learning shop (or anywhere on Cafepress)!

PS: winners will be announced the first Wednesday of every month. Next free t-shirt gift certificate: Wednesday, December 4!

Truly Blind Faith

| Learning | November 14, 2013

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