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Has To Change His Hobbitual Nature

| Canada | Romantic | November 21, 2013

(Things are getting relatively hot and heavy with my boyfriend and I, and I am wearing a new front-closure bra.)

Boyfriend: “You’re so tricksy sometimes.”

Me: “I know!”

(I show him how to undo the bra, and then put it back on as a challenge for him.)

Boyfriend: “The hobbitses, they tricks us and hides the precious!”


| WA, USA | Romantic | November 21, 2013

(I have a very large chest. I am out with my husband and his friends for his birthday, and one of his friends is talking about a girl he’d recently been seeing. Another friend chimes in, cupping the area where a woman’s breasts would be.)

Friend: “She’s really smart!”

(My husband points to me.)

Husband: “You mean, super smart or just really smart?”

Hard Love

| London, England, UK | Romantic | November 21, 2013

(My girlfriend and I are both girls. We are about to have sex, and she is kissing my stomach.)

Me: “Come here, I need to kiss you.”

Girlfriend: “No time for any of this romantic s***! Go hard or go home!”

This Problem Needs To Be Licked

| Central America | Romantic | November 21, 2013

(I am in class, when my teacher tells us about a couple of students that she had seen earlier. She is quite angry and bothered.)

Teacher: “There were these students!”

Me: “What were they doing?”

(The teacher starts to make kissing noises and lovey-dovey sounds to represent what the students were doing.)

Teacher: “They were in the middle of the class, and you know what they were doing?”

Me: “What, miss?”

Teacher: “They were kissing and cuddling and SHARING a LOLLIPOP! And the girl was grabbing the guy and kissing him and just licking the lollipop and giving it to him!”

End Up Using Book Twice

| Learning | November 21, 2013


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