Bird Brained, Part 9
(I work in a pet store, and only one staff member is male. We also have a chatty Amazon parrot.)
Customer: “Excuse me?”
Me: “How may I help you?”
Customer: “Does the parrot say anything?”
Me: “Yes! He can say many things! Greetings and lots of random nonsense!”
(I wave at the parrot and he responds by saying ‘buh bye,’ and basically setting him off on a chatting rampage.)
Customer: “I thought you said it was a he?”
(I stare at the customer, somewhat confused.)
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “Well… that’s clearly a woman’s voice!”
(I just stand there for a moment before explaining the principle behind parrots speaking. Needless to say, the customer was sort of embarrassed as he left.)