Problem Exists Between Technician And Chair
(This story takes place when iGoogle is still active. I come in to work one morning to see my computer has contracted a virus. Following company protocol, I call the IT department to fix it. The IT technician comes down to my computer, and I start showing the problem.)
Technician: “Whoa! Stop right there! What’s that?”
Me: “That’s just iGoogle.”
Technician: “STEP AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTER NOW!”
Me: “What? What? What’s going on?”
Technician: “I’ve never seen a virus do this before.”
Me: “What’s it doing?”
Technician: “Somehow, the virus has hacked your browser, and it’s directing you to its own Google knock-off called ‘iGoogle.'”
Me: “No. What iGoogle is—”
Technician: “Don’t panic, sir! I’ve got this completely under control. You’d better go get a coffee or something; this could take me a few hours. Wow, seeing a virus direct you away from Google like that. This is something new…”
(Confused, I walk away and let the technician get to work. A few hours later, I return to a very exhausted IT guy.)
Technician: “It took some doing, but your computer doesn’t direct to iGoogle anymore! What I had to do was create a completely new user account, and transfer all your information into the new user account! Hopefully, the virus is contained in the old user account!”
Me: “Why didn’t you just run the anti-virus software?”
Technician: “The what now?”