That Sums Him Up
(My boyfriend and I are discussing getting married one day. I am 24.)
Boyfriend: “You would marry me right now if I asked you.”
Me: “No, I wouldn’t!”
Boyfriend: “Yes, you would.”
Me: “No, I wouldn’t. You’d need a ring first anyway.”
Boyfriend: “Well, I’m not asking you now. But one day I’ll ask you and you’ll say yes. Then you’ll spend the next 27 years annoying me.”
Me: “27?”
Boyfriend: “Well, I’ll have to leave you for a 20 year old before you hit 50.”
Me: “Well done. Now you’re bad at love and math.”