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Extras Roundup: Rantin’ & Ragin’

Not Always Right | Roundups

Has a customer ever pushed you to a point where you wanted to begin Rantin’ & Ragin’? Here are some funny images from our Extras section that will hopefully help you chill out! Don’t forget to Like us on Facebook!

I Know The Owner!
(287 thumbs up)
A Plethora Of Pennies
(67 thumbs up)
Trolling Customer
(44 thumbs up)
Bar Rage
(52 thumbs up)
Get The *** Out!
(144 thumbs up)
It’s (Not) An Emergency
(77 thumbs up)

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Defiance Is The Best Teacher

| Vancouver, Canada | Bigotry, School, Top

(My friend, a former coworker, comes in on a Saturday to say hello. She is standing by the counter chatting with me when a regular customer comes in. I immediately go to serve her.)

Customer: “I’ll have a latte.” *looks at my friend* “You’re wearing that to work?!”

(My friend is wearing ripped jeans, a local band shirt, and boots you could kick through a wall with, as well as her nose stud and four rings in each ear.)

My Friend: “I don’t work here any more.”

Customer: “Well, no wonder if you started showing up like a hooligan! Young people have no sense of professionalism these days! If I met you in the street, I’d think you were going to mug me!”

My Friend: “Actually, I quit because I started a new job.”

Customer: “Doing what, exactly? Scaring children?”

My Friend: “Sort of. I’m a kindergarten teacher.”

Customer: *gasps, grabs her latte, and runs out the door*

The Caste-mer Is Always Right

| FL, USA | Bizarre, Crazy Requests

(At our bookstore, we don’t employ cleaners; everyone pitches in, including the manager. At the end of one day, I am mopping the floor. There is still one customer browsing around after making purchases.)

Customer: “Hey, weren’t you my cashier?”

Me: “Yes, I was.”

Customer: “Then why are you cleaning? Where are your cleaners?”

Me: “No cleaners here; everyone pitches in.”

Customer: “Why? Only the lowest of people should be cleaning. You’re better than that.”

Me: “The manager does the cleaning, too.”

Customer: “That’s ridiculous! He’s the manager. No manager in their right mind would clean! I would never clean if I was a manager.”

Me: “Well, ours does. Do you have a problem with that?”

Customer: “Yes! I’m not coming back here again!” *storms out*