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Hell Hath No Fury Like A Mother Scorned

| Waterbury, CT, USA | Awesome Customers, Bigotry, Top, Wild & Unruly

(We’re not too busy at the grocery store this night, but we still have a decent amount of customers. I have just finished a transaction for Customer #1, a lady no more then 5 feet tall who is carrying a small infant, when I notice that she has left her baby’s bottle on the counter.)

Me: “Oh, Miss! Your baby bottle!”

(My coworker, a young man, picks up the bottle and politely walks the few feet to give it to the woman.)

Customer #1: “Thank you both so much!” *takes the bottle*

(Out of nowhere, Customer #2, a man about 6 feet tall, starts screaming.)

Customer #2: “Why the f*** are you catering to her! You’re a man! She is just a fat lazy b****!”

(My coworker, a few other customers, and I stand in shock. Customer #1, however, calmly puts her grocery bag on the floor, places her infant in my coworker’s arms, and walks right up to Customer #2. With amazing speed, her hand shoots out and grabs his collar bone, and he drops to the floor in obvious pain.)

Customer #1: “You wanna go?! Come on! This fat, lazy b**** will kick your a** all over this d*** store!”

Customer #2: *meekly raises his arms in surrender*

Customer #1: “Smart decision!” *picks up her grocery bag, takes back her baby, and merrily goes on her way*

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Hell Hath No Fury Like A Pregnant Woman Scorned

August Top Story Roundup

Not Always Right | Roundups

August Top Story Roundup: From unexpectedly brave employees to courageous cosplayers, these are the top stories for the month of August!

  1. A Knight In Patrolling Armor (3,479 thumbs up)
    A bigoted customer gets what she deserves, while the employee gets what he desires!
  2. Courage Under Hire (3,457 thumbs up)
    Held up by a robber at knife point? Just another stupid customer for this brave gas station employee.
  3. Lightening In A Bottle (3,293 thumbs up)
    This wine store clerk has plenty to drink to for their birthday, courtesy of an awesome customer!
  4. The Cosplayer Is Always Right (3,047 thumbs up)
    Batman, Pikachu, and Master Chief save the day for cosplayers everywhere!
  5. Good News For (A Heckuva Lot Of) Change (2,948 thumbs up)
    An extremely excited new dad spreads the love for an unsuspecting ice cream shop employee.

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Love In The Time Of Customers

| Texas, USA | Love/Romance

(I work at a tourist company where we sell fishing trips.)

Elderly Customer: “Do you have availability for this date?”

Me: “Oh, I’m sorry, but we’re booked until next week.”

Elderly Customer: “And I bet if I asked for your phone number, you’d tell me ‘Sorry,’ too.”

Me: *laughing* “Well, I’d tell you my husband might not approve of that!”

Elderly Customer: “Husband? You have a husband? Those tend to get in the way! “