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Coffee As Hot As Your Temper, Part 2

| Aberdeen, Scotland, UK | Uncategorized

Customer: “An extra hot latte, please.”

(I make her drink, place it on the counter, and go to enter it into the till. I notice her touching the side of the mug and frowning.)

Me: “Is something the matter?”

Customer: “This is cold. I wanted it to be extra hot.”

Me: “Ma’am, that is an extra hot latte. The contents are very hot. The mug is insulated so you don’t scald your hands.”

Customer: *still touching the sides of the mug* “I don’t care. I want it extra hot. Make it again!”

Me: “Ma’am, if it’s cold, go ahead and stick your finger in it, or taste it. I assure you, it’s very hot.”

(She sticks her finger in angrily. She yelps loudly and pulls it back out.)

Me: “Is that hot enough? As I said, the mug is insulated.”

Customer: “That’s irresponsible! How can you tell the drink is hot?!”

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Peace On Earth, Or At Least During The Day Shift

| Illinois, USA | Uncategorized

(The store is open Easter Sunday. We only have three people on duty: two salesmen and myself.)

Customer: “Wow, I’m really surprised you’re open on Easter!”

Me: “Well, it doesn’t matter to us. I’m Muslim and my salesmen here are Jewish. We offered to work today so the other employees could celebrate the holiday.”

Customer: “And you all get along?”

Me: “Um…yes.”

Customer: “I didn’t think that was allowed!”

Congratulations, @HawaiiEast for winning last month’s iPod Touch Contest!

| Twitter | Uncategorized

iPod Touch Contest Winner Congratulations again to @HawaiiEast for winning last month’s first-ever Tweet & Follow iPod Touch Contest on Twitter!

To the right is a picture of him and his shiny new White 8GB iPod Touch, which arrived just in time for the holidays.

Want a chance to win a similar prize? Follow us on Twitter or Like us on Facebook to be the first to find out about upcoming contests early next year!

– The Not Always Right Team