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When The Unforgettable Meets The Incorrigible

, | Baton Rouge, LA, USA | Uncategorized

(I have just started working at popular women’s lingerie store and still don’t really know all of the bras that we sell.)

Customer: “I am looking for a bra. I don’t know the name of it, but I know what it looks like.”

Me: “Well, if you can tell me about it, I can help you find it.”

Customer: “I think it’s called the Unstoppable.”

Me: “Oh, that’s the Unforgettable.”

Customer: “No, no, that’s not it.”

Me: “Well, would you like me to show you the bra I have in mind?”

Customer: “No, thank you! You have been no help at all and if I see a manager, I’m going to talk to her.”

(The customer walks off and then comes back holding the Unforgettable bra.)

Customer: “I found it! It was the Unforgettable, just like I told you!”

Of Low Prices And Lower Expectations

| Ft. Wayne, IN, USA | Holidays, Top

(Every item in our store is one dollar.)

Customer: “Excuse me, I need help with your Christmas ties. I can’t get them to work.”

(The ties in question play music when you press the button.)

Me: “Of course, ma’am. All you have to do is press the button firmly and hold for two seconds. The button isn’t super sensitive to light presses to avoid the music playing from an accidental press.”

(I show the customer the difference between lightly pushing and intentionally pushing the button.)

Customer: *lightly pushes the button* “See, these don’t work!”

Me: “Ma’am, just press and hold the button for 2 seconds.”

(I demonstrate again in case she hadn’t seen it the first time.)

Customer: *pushes button several times very quickly* “You must be lying to me. It still doesn’t work!”

Me: “Ma’am, all you have to do is push the button once and hold it for 2 seconds.”

Customer: *pushes and holds button* “Finally! These aren’t very good quality, are they?!”

(Another customer who has been listening from the next aisle speaks up.)

Customer #2: “Ugh, lady, you’re in a dollar store! It’s a Christmas tie. You press the button for two seconds and it plays music. It costs a dollar. What more do you want?!”

Shades Of Stupid

| New Zealand | Extra Stupid

(A customer comes in with a DVD player and several DVD movies.)

Customer: “My DVD player is not working properly. I borrowed some DVDs from a friend, and some of them aren’t playing in color.”

Me: “Which ones are you having the troubles with?”

Customer: “These.” *points at a bunch of black and white movies*