(I am a greeter for the line to get pictures taken with Santa. A young mother and her two-year-old walk in.)
Me: “Hi! How are you folks doing today? Some little guy sure is adorable!”
Mom: “Hi! Oh, thanks! He looks just like Justin Bieber!”
(I am working at the produce department.)
Customer: “These potatoes smell like dirt.”
Me: “Well, of course they do ma’am. Potatoes grow in the ground.”
Customer: *shocked* “That is just disgusting. What kind of potatoes do you people buy?!”
Me: “Regular ones?”
Customer: *drops the potatoes on the ground and storms out*
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