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Stupidity Can Go Either Way (Comic)

| Florida, USA | Old Comics

Original Story | Comic by EvilNessie

If Half A Brain, Then Half Off

| Anne Arundel County, MD, USA | Hall of Fame, Uncategorized

Customer: “Miss? I have a question for you.”

Me: “Of course, what can I help you with today?”

Customer: “I found these movies on that rack over there. The sign says “2 for $20” and I was wondering how much they would be if I bought both of them.”

Me: “Ma’am, anything on that rack is $20 if you buy two.”

Customer: “No, I want these two specifically. The tags on them say that they are $20 each!”

Me: “I can see the confusion here, but I assure you that if you buy both of those they will only be $20.”

Customer: “But the tags say $20!”

Me: “Actually, ma’am, I’m pretty sure I remember seeing you in here a few times before. Those are $20 a piece, but since you’re such a loyal customer I’ll knock off half.”

Customer: “Oh, thanks! You’re so helpful!”

It Takes Two Baby

| Altoona, PA, USA | Uncategorized

Me: “Thank you for calling, my name is [name]. May I have your phone number please?”

Customer: “Okay…2.”

(I wait a few seconds for the customer to finish. The customer stays silent.)

Me: “And what’s the rest?”

Customer: “No that’s it.”

Me: “Your phone number is 2?”

Customer: “Oh! I thought you asked me what my favorite number was!”

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