I’d Be Loin If I Said Didn’t Like Your Package
(I work in a specialty meat shop. An older man orders several specific cuts of meat, including a pork loin cut into chops. It is store policy that we ask the customers how they want each item wrapped. When the chops are ready, I overhear this exchange between the customer and a female coworker.)
Coworker: “Sir, how would you want your loin packaged?”
Customer: “Are you propositioning me?”
Coworker: *speechless*
(Everyone else in the shop bursts into laughter.)