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Not Always Right: Windows Phone 7 App

| Windows Phone 7 | Xcluded

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Stop And Stair, Part 2

| Kennebunkport, ME, USA | Extra Stupid

Customer: “Where are your stairs to get back to the street?”

Me: “Right behind me, ma’am.”

Customer: “No, I said the stairs to go DOWN!”

Me: “We only have this set of stairs and our fire exit. These are the stairs that lead down to the street.”

Customer: “But I came up these. I can’t go down them. Stairs only go one way!”

Me: “Let me show you to the elevator…”

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No Bar And No Bite, Part 2

| Manchester, UK | At The Checkout, Liars & Scammers

(It’s our company policy to not give refunds. It’s stated at all the till points, on receipts, and if a customer asks, we tell them the exact policy. It’s fairly known and it’s also been in effect for years. I’m also studying to be a barrister while working at this store part-time.)

Customer: “I’d like to get my money back on this.”

Me: “I’m afraid it’s our policy not to give refunds.”

Customer: “That’s illegal.”

Me: “It’s actually well within the law.”

Customer: “It’s not. I’m a barrister…I should know!”

Me: “Really? What firm are you with? I’m actually after getting a bit of work experience in law.”

Customer: “Well, I’ve not technically passed the bar yet.”

Me: “So you’re not a barrister then?”

Customer: *goes red* “Just give me a gift card then.”

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