When Life Demands Too Much, Go Scientology
(I work in a store where we blend toppings in with the ice cream. The prices for addition “mix-ins” are posted in giant numbers.)
Customer: “Hi, I’ll have a small cake batter with Oreos, Heath Bar, M&Ms, fudge, and peanut butter sauce!”
Me: “Okay, coming up!”
(At the register.)
Me: “Okay, that’ll be $x.xx”
Customer: “What?! It says on your board that it is $3!”
Me: “Yes, but you got additional toppings, which increase the price.”
Customer: “Numbers aren’t real! Only scientologists believe in numbers! Why should I have to pay if I don’t believe in numbers?”
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