If It Walks Like A Duck And Quacks Like A Fish
Customer: “I think my dog is allergic to this food I bought here.”
Me: “That’s too bad. Would you like to exchange it for another kind?”
Customer: “It’s the fish in it. I thought fish was good for dogs.”
Me: “It is unless they are allergic to it; every dog is different. Why don’t you try this one? It has duck in it.”
Customer: “Duck? Duck is fish!”
Me: “No, it’s not.”
Customer: “Well, what is it, then?”
Me: “Ducks are birds.”
Customer: “But they go in the water!”
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