Stupidity Bytes
Me: “Thanks for coming in! Anything I can help you find today?”
Customer: “I need the Internet.”
Me: “Okay. You need to get connected to the Internet at your house?”
Customer: “No! I need the Internet, idiot. Don’t you guys sell them here with lots of gigglebites and dial-up modems and the like?”
Me: “You need a computer tower then? We have plenty of those.”
Customer: “No! I need the Internet! My friend has an Internet and it’s fast and has ten gigglebites.”
Me: “Okay, I will do everything I can to help you. I would also recommend you grab a copy of one of our guides; that should be a great help.”
(I show him a copy of Computers for Dummies.)
Customer: “Does it come with the Internet?”
This story is part of our Tongue-Tied Customers roundup!