The Custom-fur Is Always Right
Customer: “Hi, I’d like to buy a lemon and lime pie, please.”
Me: “I’m sorry, miss, we don’t sell those. We never have.”
Customer: “But I was so sure. Let me just check.” *pulls out phone and dials* “Hi, darling… Yes, I know, but she says they don’t sell them anymore. Okay, I’ll put you on…”
Customer: “He’d like to talk to you.” *hands me the phone*
Me: “Hi, sir. I’m sorry, but we don’t sell lemon and lime pies.”
Phone: “Woof! Woof! Woof!”
Customer: *to me* “You see?!”
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