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It’s Going To Be A Long Day

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Me: “What type of internet do you have?”

Customer: “Internet Explorer.”

Me: “No, sorry, I meant what type of internet, like your ISP?”

Customer: “Internet.”

Me: “No, what type.”

Customer: “Uh…modem?”

Me: “What kind of modem?”

Customer: “Black.”

Me: “Is it plugged into a phone cable or a coaxial cable? Like a cable you’d plug into your TV.”

Customer: “It’s plugged in to…the wall.”

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A Sign Of A Long Day

Not To La-boar The Point

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Me: “Hello, welcome to [store]. What would you like, sir?”

Customer: “Actually, I have a question. What is ham made of?”

Me: “It’s made of pigs.”

Customer: “Pigs? What are pigs made of?”

Me: “Pigs, the animal.”

Customer: *confused look*

Me: “Oink oink.”

Customer: “Oh! Does that mean it’s not vegan?”

H2Slow

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Customer: “Hello. I bought this phone from you and I accidentally got some orange juice on it.”

Me: “Okay, well if it didn’t get too much on it, it might be okay. Is it turning on?”

Customer: “No.”

(I take the phone and it has a lot of moisture damage.)

Me: “It looks like there’s quite a lot of juice on this.”

Customer: “Oh that’s not juice. I ran it under the tap to get the juice off!”