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It’s Not Exactly Rocket Science, Part 2

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*lady swipes her card*

Lady: “Which button do I press? Credit or debit?”

Me: “Is it a debit or credit card?”

Lady: “Credit.”

Me: *face meet palm*

It’s Not Exactly Rocket Science

Chocolate 1, Self Control 0

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Me: “We’ve got a special offer on chocolate at the moment, if you’re interested at all?”

Customer: “Chocolate?! You know what? I will have some. I hope you’re happy. I mean, honestly…why do you think I have a weight problem, let alone the rest of the world?”

Me: “Sir, I didn’t say you had to buy it…”

Customer: “Well no, you didn’t, but I’m not going to turn down a special offer, am I?”

Me: “Would you like me to offer you a health bar instead?”

Customer: “No, I’ll take two chocolate bars.”

Time To Slap “Low Cal” On The Lard Cakes

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Customer: “Do you have anything without calories?”

Me: “Not except water, no. But I can make the baked potato with chili beans with no butter, making it more low-fat than anything else you’ll be likely to find around here. ”

Customer: *rolls eyes* “Well, if that’s the best you can do…”