Oh Noes, I Fails
(I worked as a hostess in a not-particularly large restaurant…)
Me: “Welcome to [Restaurant], how many in your party?”
Man: “Two, but my wife will be meeting me in a few minutes. Can I just sit down now and then you can direct her to my table?”
Me: “Of course.”
(So about thirty minutes goes by and in that time about twenty people come in to be seated. None of them say that they’re meeting anyone. The man I seated earlier eventually comes up to me.)
Man: “You failed me.”
Me: “Excuse me, sir?”
Man: “My wife has been sitting at a table across the room from me for the last twenty minutes because you didn’t direct her to my table!”
Me: “Well I’m sorry, sir, but if she didn’t tell me she was meeting anyone, I would have no way of knowing.”
Man: “I gave you a job! You didn’t do it.”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but my job is to seat everyone who comes through this door. I didn’t ask every single female if they were your wife. I assumed she would either tell me she was meeting someone, or look around the room to see if you were there.”
Man: “You assumed wrong! You FAILED me!”