Mind Games With The Mindless
(I work in a few different departments, so it’s not uncommon for me to see the same customer twice…)
Me: “How are you today, folks?”
Man: “We’re just fine.”
(We chat for a moment, then I walk 20 feet over to our paint counter. About 5 minutes passes and the same customer passes me.)
Man: “You know, you look like the guy that talked to us over in fitness.”
Me: *grinning* “Yes sir, that was my stunt double.”
(The man walks away with a confused look on his face.)
Coworker: “You know, you’d really blow his mind if you met him at the front door.”