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Sure Sweetheart, Your Place Or Mine?

| | Right | October 24, 2007

Lawn Care Customer: “Can you fertilize me next week?”

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I’ll Have Your Skills And Experience, To Go

| | Right | October 24, 2007

Client: “In the future, I’d prefer not to pay you to make websites for me. I’ve seen what you do, and I think it’s pretty easy. Can you just teach me how to do your web stuff?”

Me: “If you’re really interested, I guess I can teach you the basics of web design, but it’s going to require at least several lessons and it’ll cost $xx for every hour I spend with you.

Client: “GOD, do you have to charge for everything?!?”

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Show The Occifer Some Respect

| | Right | October 24, 2007

Nervous blonde I pulled over: “Hello occifer, what can I do for you?”

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Because Insurance Is Such A Scream

| | Right | October 18, 2007

Me: “So, let me get this straight. You want your insurance website to look like the Walt Disney World site?”

Client: “Yes, because [the Walt Disney World site] seems so happy and fun. When people visit our site, they should feel like buying insurance is fun!”

Me: “Um, okay… so is there anything else you’d like?”

(The client thinks for a few moments.)

Client: “Rollercoasters! I like rollercoasters!” *face palm*

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