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For The Money I Pay, It Should Drive Itself

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Customer: “Hi, I have a Mercedes. How do I adjust my rear view mirror?”

Me: (Wasn’t sure if she was serious) “Well, you must manually adjust your rear view mirror.”

Customer: “What do you mean?”

Me: “Umm…take your hand and move the mirror so you can see.”

Honesty Is Always The Best Policy =P

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Customer 1: “… ah, okay. Thanks for your help.”

Me: “That’s what I’m here for.”

Customer 2: “I need help…”

Me: “… and that is how it’s done.”

Customer 2: “That was simple. You made me feel dumb.”

Me: “That’s what I’m here… I mean…” (I didn’t know what to say from there)

No Problem, We Have A Cow Out Back

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Me: “Hi, welcome to xxxx! Can I get you something to drink?”

Elderly Customer: *pounds fists on table* “I WANT BEEF!”

Me: “O…k… If you’re ready to order, I could get you our Open-Faced Roast Beef Entree?”

Elderly Customer: “I don’t care, I just want beef!”

Me: “Okay…” *sighs*