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“L”ord Have Mercy

| UK | Uncategorized

Customer: ‘What’s a colon?’

Tech Support: ‘It’s the key next to the ‘L’ key on your keyboard.’

Customer: ‘How do you spell ‘L’?’

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Why Asking Why Is A Bad Idea

, | Florida, USA | Top

Customer: “Oh, and could I also get a glass of milk?”

Me: “I’m sorry, but we don’t sell milk.”

Customer: “Why not?”

Me: “Well, let’s see, I could make up a reason involving the phrase ‘health codes,’ I could act dumb and just get the manager, or I could just be a total jerk about it, but at the end of the day, you’re still not gonna get a glass of milk, so how about we just skip that whole thing?”

Customer: “…okay.”

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Even Bosses Have A Stupid Quota

, | Edmonton, Alberta, Canada | Food & Drink, Hall of Fame, Top

Customer: “I’d like pineapple on my sub.”

Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t have pineapple. Only Mr. Sub has pineapple.”

Customer: “Yes you do! I always get pineapple here!”

Me: “I’ve worked here for quite a while, and we’ve never had it. Sorry!”

Customer: “Excuse me, the customer is always right! You can’t argue with me!”

Me: “Um…”

Customer speaks to my manager: “Excuse me, your employee is arguing with me! What are you going to do about it?”

Manager: “Don’t be so stupid! Get out of my store!”

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