(One customer complains about a game that is not giving tickets. Upon looking at the game, I discover that a fuse is blown. I place several “Out of Order” stickers over the coin slot and refund the customer. Two minutes later another customer approaches.)
Customer: “I just put a coin in this game and won tickets but none came out.”
Me: “I placed an ‘Out of Order’ sticker on the coin slot. Is it not on there anymore?”
Customer: “You mean these? They were in the way so I removed them. Can I get a refund?”
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Me: “Hi. What can I get for you?”
Customer: “Let me see.” *looks at the menu* “A sub.”
Me: “What kind of sub do you want, ma’am?”
Customer: “I want provolone cheese?”
Me: “What kind of meat would you like?”
Customer: “Excuse me?”
Me: “What kind of meat?”
Customer: *agitated* “Are you being rude?”
(She storms out and stands in front of the store for a few minutes telling people not to come in because of a rude employee.)
Customer: “I’d like a Chicken Kiev pizza, without chicken, garlic or sweetcorn. And throw some ham on there.”
Employee: “So, you want a ham pizza?”
Customer: “Yeah, why not.”
Me: “Okay, sir, so I would just need you to verify your information and sign here–”
(The patient cuts me off, snatches the clipboard, and gives me this I’m-not-stupid look.)
Patient: “Listen, I don’t need you to tell me what to do. I’m a lawyer and I know how the system works!”
(He sits down and starts looking over the paperwork. Five minutes later…)
Patient: “Ma’am, where did you need me to sign?”
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Customer: “Um… yes, are you guys going to put out more skim milk?”
Me: “Sorry, ma’am, but we’re all out of white milk, both skim and 2%. All we have left is chocolate.”
Customer: “Completely out?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am, we’re completely out.”
Customer: “Oh, well. Do you think you could make some more?”
Me: “Are you serious?!”
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