Date Fright

, , , | Right | December 6, 2010

(I’m hosting and whenever I seat a table, I put an ‘X’ next to the server who got the table so that all the servers get the same amount of tables. Two women walk in.)

Me: “Hello, how many for you today?”

Woman #1: “Just the two.”

Me: *marking the next server* “Well, if you just want to follow me.”

Woman #2: “That wasn’t our name!”

Me: “What?”

Woman #2: “We didn’t have a reservation. That wasn’t us!”

Me: “Oh, I was just marking the server you’ll be having today.”

Woman #1: “Sorry, we just saw Date Night and they took someone’s reservation and almost died!”

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