Darwin Called, He Wants His Prehensile Thumb Back
Me: “Thank you for holding. I hear you need some help getting your car opened?”
Caller: “Yeah, my battery went dead and so I can’t get my doors open!”
Me: “Did you lock your keys in your car?”
Caller: “No, it’s just that I have electronic locks, and the battery is dead so I can’t get the doors open!”
Me: “Um, did you try to open the door manually?”
Caller: “How do I do that? ”
Me: “You stick your key into the door lock on the outside of the door. Turn it and it should unlock.”
Caller: “OH! YOU CAN DO THAT?!”
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