Dance For Your Dinner

(My wife, four-year-old daughter, and I are sitting down for our evening meal.)

Me: *to our daughter* “Guess what we are having tomorrow for dinner? Tacos!”

Daughter: “Yay! I know, I’ll show you my taco dance!”

(She starts to do a little dance in her seat.)

Wife: “That nice; why don’t you show us after you’ve finished your dinner? I can’t wait to see it!”

(Our daughter suddenly looks forlorn, and speaks in a very matter-of-fact tone.)

Daughter: “You can; it’s not very good.”