Dairy, Dairy, Quite Contrary, Part 4
I have autism, which tends to mean that sometimes things slip out of my mouth, mostly random nonsense.
Customer: “Do you have any dairy-free items?”
Me: “Oh, I’m dairy-free, too. I can definitely recommend the chili, and here are a few others.”
Customer: *Confused* “Beef chili.”
Me: “Yeah, it’s slow-cooked beef in a smoky tomato and chili sauce with black beans, roasted red pepper strips, coriander, and a squeeze of lime.”
Customer: “But it doesn’t contain any dairy?”
I check the back again, just in case they updated things.
Me: “No, it doesn’t.”
Customer: “But aren’t cows dairy?”
Me: *Sarcasm slip* “Oh, only the female ones, madam.”
The customer pauses for a second and my heart drops! I’m gonna get fired for that.
Customer: “Oh, okay! I’ll take four, then.”
I ring the customer up and wish her a nice day. My boss has been watching all this in the corner, trying not to laugh.
Boss: ” I’m shocked you got away with that one!”
Me: “Yeah… Although, technically, I’m right!”
Related:
Dairy, Dairy, Quite Contrary, Part 3
Dairy, Dairy, Quite Contrary, Part 2
Dairy, Dairy, Quite Contrary
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