Daddy’s Little Money Mogul

(A man comes up to the register with his young daughter. I give him his price and he pulls out his wallet to pay.)

Girl: “Daddy, wait! I got money. I got… Daddy, I got money! Wait!”

(She makes him wait until she pulls out a dollar from her purse and puts it on the counter. He slides it out of her sight and passes me a ten while she’s not looking.)

Dad: “Don’t close your purse yet! You’re getting change back!”

(He gives her all the change, as well as the dollar she’d initially attempted to ”pay” with. She didn’t see anything amiss with getting almost five dollars in change from a single dollar and happily walked out with her candy.)