Daddy’s Little Grown-Up And Not-So-Bright Girl
Customer: “I’m lost. Can I use your phone?”
Me: “I’m sorry, our phones don’t call outside the park.”
Customer: “Can’t you call somebody to help me? I’m lost and I can’t find my daddy.”
Me: “Sure. How old are you?”
Customer: “19.”
Me: “…I’m afraid our security only helps lost children.”
Customer: “But I AM lost.”
Me: “Well, do you know his cell number?”
Customer: “Yeah.” *pulls out cellphone*
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