Daddy Vs The Sugar Daddy

(I’ve recently moved in with my boyfriend, and my father has some concerns about my ability to take care of myself. We disagree on the urgency of my need to find employment for myself. My arguments include the fact that my boyfriend makes a very decent salary. I’m talking to my mother online about random topics.)

Me: “Urgh, I need to call Dad and remind him I’m alive. I don’t want to because he’s going to get on my case about getting a job.”

Mom: “Just tell him you don’t need a job because you found yourself a Sugar Daddy.”