Dad Jokes Have No Temperature
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Romantic | January 6, 2018
(I have been sick and haven’t been able to get much sleep. After another night of tossing and turning, I’m feeling delirious.)
Me: “I need to take my temperature again.”
Husband: “I don’t know where you put the temperature thing.”
Me: “Temperature thing? You mean the thermometer?”
Husband: “Yeah.”
Me: “I put it next to the ther-DAD-iger.”
Husband: “No. Just, no. Back to bed with you.”
Me: *laughing and coughing fit*
