Dad Jokes Are Getting Costly

, , , , | Right | November 22, 2017

(I’m taking drink orders. One of the customers, an older gentleman, has ordered “Adam’s Ale.”)

Me: “Okay, I’ve got two [Soda #1]s, a root beer, a [Soda #2], and one Sam Adams; was that the Summer Ale you wanted?”

Customer’s Daughter: *to her father* “Dad! I told you to stop doing that. One of these days they’re going to just bring the beer, and I’m going to make you pay for it.” *to me* “He means that he wants a water, like the only thing Adam and Eve had to drink. He thinks he’s funny.”


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