Dad Enjoys Making A Boob Of Himself

(My dad is… not known for having much shame. So when I go to a mall lingerie store, Dad joins me. He’s talking and joking with the cashiers while I shop for a new bra. As I come out of the changing room with my selection, Dad has unleashed his classic brand of humor:)

Dad: *with bra tied around his head so the cups point upward* “Look! Mouse ears!”

(The store employees lose it, laughing hysterically at Dad’s cheesy grin and unexpected silliness. He grabs another pair and puts them up to his face:)

Dad: “Bug eyes!”

(It was several minutes before I could purchase, but I think he brightened their day so it was all good.)