D For Dumb Enough To Deserve A Drink
(I work as a bouncer in a bar and check all IDs at the door. Indiana IDs don’t include a middle name, just an initial.)
Me: “What’s your full name?”
Customer: “Joe D. Smith.”
Me: “What’s your middle name?”
Customer: “DANGER!”
(I let him in.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
