Cutting Through The Blue Tape
(My parents are really religious and conservative, and I am 13 at this time. I’m bored, so I go into the basement and find some unmarked tapes. I figure that they are dad’s, since mom doesn’t watch movies. I put one in, watch, and am shocked. Later, mom comes up to me.)
Mom: “Do you know what’s on those unmarked tapes of your father’s?”
Me: *shrug* “Just naked ladies and stuff.”
Mom: “WHAT?!”
Me: “Yeah. With big tatas.”
(Mom goes nuts, and Dad goes in the doghouse. Sorry, Dad, for ratting out your p*rn stash! Maybe hide it better next time?)
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
