Cute Spelling Is The Icing On The Cake

(My girlfriend and I are staying at her mother’s house in the Outerbanks. My birthday has come around. She decided to bake me a cake and write happy birthday on it. Unfortunately, she didn’t think to let it cool first, so the icing ran a bit.)

Me: “Honey, why does this cake say ‘Nappy Birdday’ on it?”

Girlfriend: “It was supposed to be for your birthday. I’ll make you a new one.”

Me: “Are you kidding? This cake is awesome. I want a ‘Nappy Birdday’ cake every year!”

(Every year, I still ask her for a ‘Nappy Birdday’ cake.)