Cut-Throat Leprechauns
(My mom is on the phone with her aunt. I’m not sure what they’re talking about. I had my tonsils removed when I was three.)
Mom: “Do you still have your tonsils?”
Aunt: “Yes. I do.”
Me: “I don’t. The leprechauns stole them…” *mutters* “…those dang leprechauns.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?