Customers Should Stop Causing Ripples
Customer: “Excuse me, lifeguard?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
Customer: “I think there’s a…” *whispers* “…sex toy at the bottom of the pool!”
Me: “I’m sorry, what?”
Customer: “A, you know…” *whispers again* “vibrator!”
Me: “Ma’am, that’s a children’s torpedo toy.”
Customer: “Not a vibrator? Oh darn. I really needed one, too.”
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