Customers Should Stop Causing Ripples

, , , | Right | August 29, 2010

Customer: “Excuse me, lifeguard?”

Me: “Yes, ma’am?”

Customer: “I think there’s a…” *whispers* “…sex toy at the bottom of the pool!”

Me: “I’m sorry, what?”

Customer: “A, you know…” *whispers again* “vibrator!”

Me: “Ma’am, that’s a children’s torpedo toy.”

Customer: “Not a vibrator? Oh darn. I really needed one, too.”

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