Customers Like This Are Why The Chicken Crossed The Road
Customer: “I’ll have the chicken club.”
Me: “I’m sorry; we only have ham and turkey club sandwiches.”
Customer: “No chicken?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “Just ham or turkey?”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “What about a smoked meat club?”
Me: “No, sorry.”
Customer: “Chicken?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “Ham or turkey?”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “No smoked meat?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “I can’t get a smoked meat club?”
Me: “Sorry. Only turkey or ham.”
Customer: “Chicken?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “Smoked meat?”
Me: “No.”
(This continued for a solid three minutes while a coworker stood nearby laughing. The customer ended up ordering spaghetti and I died a little inside.)
