The Customer’s Instinct Is Always Wrong
(I am a 911 operator.)
Caller: “There is a bear in my garage.”
Me: “Please confirm your address.” *caller confirms her location*
Caller: “Can you send someone to arrest the bear?”
Me: “I can send a deputy to try and chase him out.”
Caller: “Can you send someone to arrest the bear?”
Me: “Ma’am, bears cannot be arrested.”
Caller: “Why not?”
Me: “Bears are not recognized as criminals under California state law. They do not have the ability to commit crimes. They are wild animals. They behave out of instinct. I will send a deputy to help you remove the bear.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?